Well, I got my f-ing ears pierced. And it HURTS LIKE HE--!!!! "Oh, it'll just hurt for a minute," everyone says. "Like a pinch. Then it'll fade." Ten minutes later, my ears are bright red and still throbbing. Oh god... now they're prickling. This SUCKS. Sorry about the shouting. Ugh. (shudder) Ow. : ( Honestly, I don't want to write, but I should update you on what happened last night. At the Hard Nut, I mean. Well, Mom, Mia, Jennie and me went there. Jennie had a total of 12 mints. TWELVE! And they weren't even that good! Anyways, the play was cool. Not very funny, though – we were too far back to see which ballerinas were men or women. You could tell by: their chests and their armpits. Men don't shave there, but they should. It's nasty. Well, I don't have anything else to add, to I'm signing off now. Farewell, all ye people.